It would seem that my reviews so far have spoken favorably of the things I’ve been reviewing.  I am pleased to announce that I’ve found something to give a negative review about: Modern Vampires Let me begin by saying that Halloween is my absolute most favorite holiday of all time, Castlevania is my favorite videogame [...]

I have a friend who has a a dog.  There are things about this dog.  Also, I love dogs.  Here’s what happens: To protect the identity of said dog that is being reviewed, I will refer to her as Microwoof.  Microwoof is less than a foot long and weighs about as much as a ham [...]

I went to a resturaunt on Satundee.  It tasted like sustinence. The name of the spot is “Literal Cafe” and I do not know where it is.  I don’t even remember what it looked like.  I walked in and got a table immediately even though they looked busy so guess what LC?  You’ve won so [...]

Hey guess what?  I’m gonna tell you about this friggin’ thing. On my desk at work there is a printer I require.  It is roughly the size of a watermelon from an early PlayStation game.  It’s mostly white but hides it’s true colors and hides them very poorly because I can see them on the [...]